Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman? Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!
Banta: Why can't women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Banta: What's the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government? Santa: Both don't care for the Indians!
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me. Banta: What kind? Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk!
Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote. Banta: Lucky you! Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place. Banta: What brought about the change in thinking? Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!